I am Jiaqi

hi.
it's me.
i mean it's jiaqi.
i am really jiaqi.
no more mysterious weirdo hacking into my blog and impersonating me.

i am kind of obsessed with lists nowadays.
weird huh?

this is one of the list i created just a few minutes ago.

Why we should take the lift instead of escalator?

1) you could fall down when taking escalator but not you cant fall down when you are inside the lift unless you are performing so ballet dance or something like that.

2) even if you fall in the lift, the number of people who witness your fall will be far lesser than when you fell when taking the escalator.

3) you wont bruise like hell when you fall in the lift.

that's my three golden rules for taking the lift instead of escalator when you are rushing to work.

and yes. i fell with a big bang when i am happily running up the escalator.
dont worry. i didnt roll down. or else i wont be having enough fingers to type this down.

truefully me,
jiaqi

Labels: escalator, falls, lift